Enlightenings in Loughborough

On the 7th of December I played the J.I.M night BEATSMASH!!! at the very posh Vodka Revolution in Loughborough and learnt the following things.

Loughborough is easy to get to.

If you ask a Vodka Revolution bar-stuard for a cup of tea, he will look at you strangely.

The prettiest girl in the room may not always have a personality to match.

Loughborough crowds are cool.

My friend Kat can’t handle her chilli vodka but I love her.

My friend Laura is insane but I love her.

Dancing to drum and bass until 3a.m sober is surprisingly easy.

The key to doing so is to copy the drunk people.

My friend Jim can throw shapes no mere mortal can catch but I love him.

Driving home from Loughborough takes a surprisingly short amount of time and really doesn’t warrant drinking red bull on route. 4.45 a.m I got to sleep!